Telegraph Newspaper
Cat ordered to do jury service
In Boston, a woman is still "required" to have her Domestic shorthair cat, Tabby Sal, attend jury duty. The mistake must have come from the owner listing Tabby Sal in the official census last year, but in the pets section.
I'm trying to imagine what it would look like if either myself or my boyfriend had to haul one of our fat cats into a court room, just so they could sit trial. Would I have to translate for them? Am I expected to be fluent in cat?
"Oh, excuse me your Honor, actually, that ear twitch means 'I'm Hungry,' not 'Guilty.' Can we have a recount?"
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